Hey..?

Hey motherfuckers guess what

You're a faggot

No but seriously. I was such a faggot back in the day HAHAHAHA. I was like "omg spongebob!!! winx club!!! club penguin!!!" and I thought all of my 8 followers cared about that shit. Haha. No. I was a pretty lame kid. Although, I still am a kid.

I AM A THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. RESPECT ME GOD DAMMIT.

Damn I got issues. I don't want to sound all fake and shit.

But anyway, I'm thirteen and in eighth grade, and a big girl now. I used to look like shit hahhahhah. I still do but I don't look as bad. I'm a lot different now and I'm classified as an "emo fag" :D

Oh yeah and remember Jimmy, the guy I talked about last year? That was the guy I liked. I don't know why I was so scared to put it on here.

Oh shit, I'm wearing pajama shorts and pants, so when I clench my butt, it makes my ass look huge.

See? This is the type of shit that don't mat-tuh.

I'm so stupid. I should leave. Bye.

((I realize I need to put a few commas here and there, but I'm too lazy))

LOLOLOLOLOL!! Incognito!!

Lol!! I was typing capital "N" which, as you know, is shift+n. Wellll, I accidently pressed shift+control+n!!! Lol, try it!!! It opens a new window, and I named it the incognito window because it says you went incognito! So everything you're doing on the incognito window does NOT appear in your history! I'm not sure if it's just for Google Chrome, though! ;)

Xoxo,
Gossip Girl

Oh Yes, It's Time

Another update? So soon?


........You may be wondering. Yes, another update is GREATLY needed. You know why? Because I have pneumonia!! EEP!!

It started Wednesday afternoon. I felt really sick, so I slept until 7, where I got my temperature taken. 103.

I had to stay home on Thursday. I slept all day. I hoped with all my heart I would be able to go to school on Friday because 1.) We had a fundraiser, and if you sell 6 items, you get to go on a game truck and get 2 hours off of school AND 2.) I had my very first Girl Scouts meeting at 5 on Friday)

It was Friday. I had no hope because my temperature went down to 100, but it was still bad.

I woke back up at 9:30 to go to the bathroom, then sat on the couch because it hurt to stand. I was also upset.

The day passed by, and I wasn't getting better. I got worse throughout the day, and I never got to have a happy fun time.

On Saturday, I was still very sick, so we went to the ER. We did all this stuff, and x-rays, and they found stuff in my lungs. Dr. Thompson came back and said "So... You have pneumonia."


Hm. It totally sucks because I have to take LIQUID MEDICINE!!!! And I can't go to school, so I have nothing to do! And my mom is getting my homework from Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Today, and tomorrow tomorrow (Hope that doesn't sound weird. "Tomorrow tomorrow")


So I have so much homework to do! Why does this have to happen to me? :(

Surprise Party

So. Lainey, the greatest friend EVAAAAH, threw me a surprise party... Laaaastttttt.... 4 weeks ago. Hm. Calender, I am not sure if you're lying to me... It was September 30. THERE. And my birthday was September 23. THERE.

Well. The party was AMAZING. I got to her house, and when I looked around at the living room, I saw confetti on the cushiony thing. I also saw nobody there. This actually lasted for about 2 seconds, then everybody yelled "SURPRISE!!!!!!" Lainey treated it as no big deal, but I always wanted a surprise party and it's been my secret want for years ;D 


Let's see... I was there, Lainey, Chloe, Miranda, Melissa, Maya, and Jimmy. And my mom, dad, and sister, blah blah blah. But ahhh!!! That's a tiny piece of my friends, but it was still awesome!! And seeing Maya and JIMMY?!!!!! It actually feels like Melissa goes to San Jose along with those 2 because I never see her at school :/ Cha cha... It was just so wonderful of Lainey to DO this!


We had like, a balloon fight, and my sister was busy being annoying and obnoxious, of course. She was hogging my AMMO when we were in an epic battle AND SHE WASN'T INVOLVED. And I may have accidentally scratched her with my thumbnail, but I needed that balloon.


Shortly after, we went to Fresh Choice. It was delicious ;D Melissa had to go home before that, though :( So it was just me, Lainey, Chloe, Miranda, Maya, and Jimmy. Jimmy made a... disgusting thing. So, yes.  That was fun. Except for the creepy carpenter stalker man...


Jimmy rode in my car to and back. We talked... About stuff. Me, my mom, and him talked. I was kinda nervous, though.. I mean, boy, in your car, talking, you know... And he's like, YOU KNOW. I can't say it because this is a WEBSITE. CODE RED, CODE RED!'


We did stuff back at Lainey's house, and then had cake, and then it was time for presents.


Carly, Lainey's little sister: SpongeBob keychain. It's really adorable and sweet!
Daddy: A camera I still have not yet received. I'm patient. Yes, I am.
Momma Mia!: A book and this super cayoooot kitty purse!
Lainey: Woah! A gigantic pile of Pokemon cards!
Miranda: 20 dollars.
Chloe & Lainey (Again): A SpongeBob pillow pet! It's official and everything! LOLZ!!
Melissa: A peewee pillow pet! It's a bumblebee, which matches my other one! Ohmygosh, my pillow pet's a momma xD
Maya: A sketch diary, erasable colored pencils, pencil case, and a pack of Pokemon cards.
Jimmy: A box. It says "PULL TAB AUTUMN". I pulled it. Ten 1 dollars bills get pulled out!!! Amazing!!!!!


I'm getting kind of tired typing all of this. Blaaaah. Well, my party was amazing, and thank you so sosososososos much, Lainey! Oh... And I do know. I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW. About... You know. What you're thinking. I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. I know more than you!


Okay, bye!!!! <3

My Summer

So. This summer, I accomplished... Nothing. I did get a really deep tan after I got back from camping. Even though I put on lots of sunscreen. Tee. Hee. The first few days of summer consisted of me crying because I was really sad that the most awesomest middle school ever closed. Again. And if it DOES reopen, I won't be able to attend it anymore. I'm excited to start at a new school, but Hill will always have a special place in my heart. Lolz.

So... How did your summer go? Comment if you feel like it. K? K. Later!

School starts August 24! Can't believe iiiiiiiit.

Okay, NOW later.

Yummers

Hiii, haven't posted in a while. Doesn't matter, though, since no one reads this blog. But my posts DO go automatically onto buzz... I dunno what to write, though. I still love pop tarts, though!!!


Oh, I love secret builders! It's AWESOME. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I have over 500 gold coins! (You should make an account, if ya wanna know what I mean. So click on that link.) And I'm not a super builder! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I love nyan cat!!! They got rid of the nyan bar :(((((((((((((((((((( 


If u haven't checked out nyan cat yet, you totally should!!


And OMG!! Last week I went camping at Lake Bass!! Uncle Bob brought his boat, so me and my cousins and my sister and Kelsie's friend went tubing!


Click on that link if you don't know what tubing is. 


Byes for nowwwwwwwwwwww

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TWO OF MY GREAT FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY YALLS! TODAY IS RYLIE AND CAMILLA'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now for my vows (aren't those for weddings?):

Camilla:You are a GREAT friend. (Sorry that I forgot your last name. Oops!) You are totally wacky, cool, awesome, and I'm glad you hate Justin Bieber!!!! =D

Rylie:You are one of the best friends a girl could ever have! You are so hilarious, funny, and smart! You always make me laugh, and I'm sorry I'm such a meany butt to you sometimes! &_& =D


LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My signature on Gmail!!

.............................Ok, so, I was making an AWESOME signature on Gmail, and I finally finished it, AND IT FRICKEN SAID THAT IT'S TOO FRICKEN LONG! WELL, HERE'S WHAT I GOTTA SAY TO THAT! SCA- REEEEEEEW YOU!!!!!! (screw you)


Here's what it looks like!!

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POP TARTS!!!!!!!


ANIMALS
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Mouse

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Monkey

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Dog

THAT THING

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-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
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DINOSAURS I GUESS??

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ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AUTOMATIC DOORS....

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DRAWING STICK PEOPLE! ;)

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/▌ every email u send and reply to so he can
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KITTY KATS!!!!! :)

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CHOC- CHOC- CHOCOLATE!

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╠╬╬╬╣Chocolate bar
╠╬╬╬╣On your page
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╠╬╬╬╣Hey?!?!?
╠╬╬╬╣Who ate my chocolate bar?!?!
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Student of the Month!!

OMG peoples!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess what?!?! I got awarded Student of the Month for my core class at my middle school!!! Yay! I uploaded pictures of my prizes, so, yeah!!!! And also, my crush drew the face on the balloon!!!

Someone hacked my Gmail account!

OMG PEOPLES! SOMEONE HACKED INTO MY GMAIL ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING! And I'm really upset because they ruined my Google Buzz profile, and now it's private, which technically means I don't have a Google Buzz Profile at all, and now I'm fricken pissed!!!!! Buzz is like my life! DX

Heeeeeeeeey

Hi peoples! I'm watching Poke'mon! I need to update my fav animes list now!



Favorite Animes
1.) Sailor Moon
2.) First season of Ojamajo Doremi
3.) Poke'mon
4.) Super Gals!
5.) Cardcapter Sakura
6.) Any of the rest on my old favorite list



Well, there you have it! And I'm gonna make a poll now on how much you guys love Pop Tarts!

Sorrrrrrrrrrrry :(

Sorry for not posting in a while... You guys probably don't even care! I was just soooo busy on my laptop checking my email. Yes, I know you may not think that's a good reason but it is. Well, for me, anyway. And by the way, I just figured out you could do this! Cool!

Pop tarts!

Hey peoples! I know that you won't care about this, but we have pop tarts at our house now! Yay! It is strawberry! Yay! Woo hoo!

.....................................

I don't know what to do...... No one comments on my blog and I always post it on google buzz............... Why won't any one comment?!?!?! What in the world did I do wrong to deserve this?!?!?!?!

;) =) XD :) ^.^

Hey yalls! Please go to this blog: i-h8-jb-he-sux-blogspot.com! It is my not-so-awesome blog! Please visit it! ;) =) XD :) ^.^

Blogs

Hey peoples! Check out my friends blog, http://sailormoonobssesionblog-connyr.blogspot.com/ ! It is so awesome! I didn't post my other friend's blog 'cause she doesn't want it public or something like that... But that blog I just typed is so awesome! So cool!

Cats!

I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but I looooooooooove animals! My favorite animals are cats! Cats are so cute! I have one! His name is Mochi! Here is a pic of him!

Isn't he sooooooooooo cute?!?!?!?! I love you, Momo!

Back round

My back round is so cool! I love it since it is autumn leaves and my name is Autumn! Cool! I want to change my backround to a backround I found on this website, but I like the leave backround! What should I do?

Qutting

Peoples I am qutting my blog. If you have any objections, comment....... If no one comments, I am quitting for sure........

Winx Club

Ok I am officially obssesed with "Winx Club"! I remember when I wanted to check it out on Youtube...



It was Thanksgiving weekend, 2009. I think like 5, 4, 3, months earlier I saw the first episode of "Winx Club" on T.V. We were in a hotel because we were celebrating Thanksgiving where my Uncle Bob and Auntie Gurt live. My mom went shopping with my sister, and she said I could play on her laptop. I wanted to see "Winx Club" again, so I went on Youtube. I watched it, and that is how I liked "Winx Club". That is how my story really begins...



I started to love it, and I watched it all the time. It wasn't before long when I reached season 3. But the videos took soooooooooooooooo long to load! So around episode 3 of season 3, I stopped. But then July somthing, 2010, I stayed up all night because I wanted to watch "Magical DoReMi" but it comes on at 7:00 a.m. on CW4kidz and there is nooooo way I'll wake up at 7:00! Way to early for me. Anyways, after I watched it, "Winx Club" season 3 was on and I didn't want to watch it because I wasn't on that episode yet. So then I went on Youtube and I started to watch "Winx Club" season 3 over again. I fiished it yesterday and then I watched the movie. Oh. My. God. Bloom in the movie had the most annoying voice! But then I got used to it. Then I started to watch season 4. Season 4 is only in Italian because no one dubbed it yet. But I don't mind. It is so awesome in Italian!

Sorry

Sorry for not posting but I have nothing interesting to share to you guys. Sorry. Ya that's all I have to say.

SpongeBob SquarePants (again)

Hi everyone! What's up?????????????? SpongeBob! 'Cause SpongeBob is so popular! LOL I got that from someone on my friend Sarah's* buzz. If you want to know what buzz is, it is like twitter but it is only on Gmail.



Well anyways, I am watching SpongeBob and it is about the "HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!" LOL! So funny! I memorised almost all of the songs! My favorite is "Sweet Victory!"

Internetz

Hey peeps sorry for not posting! Yesterday stupid power went out, so then something happened so the internet went bye-bye! Urg! I can't live without the internetz! The internetz is my life! I go on everyday so I was so upset!


It was hard for me not going on the internetz for a day, but then around 10 or so, my dad fixed it!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!! Woo hoo! So I went on right away right in the middle of me decorating my binder! But I just can't live without it!


Oh, and BTW, me and my big sis played electronic battleship yesterday, and I actually won! My first time ever! Yay me!

SpongeBob SquarePants

I love SpongeBob SquarePants! That show is so funny! It is my favorite animated show not including anime!


I was watching SpongeBob like an hour ago, but now we are watching Bones. Bones is like CSI. Any ways, we can watch all the SpongeBob we want because we have Netlfix! Woo! Go Netflix! I love you! Team Netflix! Team Netflix!


I like toast. Do you? ;)

Pool Party!

I has so much fun today! Guess what I did? I went to my BFF's house around 2 and then around 6 we were supposed to leave for her second cousin Lucille's* birthday pool party, but Lucille's* great grandma called my BFF's mom saying there was an accident and they were stuck! So then we finally left around 7:20 (So late!) to go there.


I fell asleep in the first couple of minutes. Ten minutes later, we arrived at McDonalds to get some yummy fat fast food! Then after a long time, we got to the pool!!!


We saw a lot of people were in the pool (It was reserved for Lucille*) so me and my BFF took our clothes off (We had our swimsuits on underneath) and we jumped into the pool!


This is like, totally emabarassing to admit, but I can't swim at all! But my BFF can swim very well and she always jumps off the highest diving boards... It's not fair! You had to take a test to be able to use the diving board, and it wasn't fair because there was only one diving board and it was the small one! >:p How rude!


After an hour I think, the life guards blew their whistle for us to get out of the pool to eat food! My BFF got a hotdog, so she ate her food right away, but I wanted a cheese burger so I had to wait for the dude to finish making them. I finally got my food, but then soon, my BFF got up to get back in the pool!


I decided to eat half of my burger, eat all of my strawberries except for my gushy one, throw away my yucky juice pouch, and don't eat rest of chips because I will save them for later. So I did all of that, and hurried right back in to the pool.


It was starting to get dark then! Yay! It looked darker than it actually was, because my goggles made things look bluish or a different color. It made the sky look dark, and it made the pool lights look blue! I told my BFF and we traded goggles. Hers were clear, so I could see under water better. The only problem was that hers were kind of broken so it kept coming off and everything went blurry.


Well, long story short, I had lots and lots of FUN! Oh, and we had giant cup cakes! Yum! LOL. I got back from the pool around 10:20 or so. Ya. Bye.

Pop Tarts

Hey peoples since my blog is called Pop Tarts, maybe I should tell you some cool yummy info about them!




1.) They have very pretty designs and are way better than those cheap, disgusting toaster stroodles.
2.) They are yummy and taste delicious.
3.) They have a delicious flavor in your mouth that just tastes so good.
4.) The crust is just as yummy as the regular part!
5.) It tastes good not toasted, but even better when it is! (Make sure you eat it with a glass of milk! It is so sweet and good!)



Here is the pic of the pop tart I had yesterday! It is cherry and it tastes just like my fave, strawberry! I can't believe I ever doubted you, cherry pop tart!

Wow

Wow I can't believe I only have 3 posts. Well that is about to change! I will post a lot of posts now! Well this is the first day I started blogging so yeah, of course I will only have 3 posts. Well I don't like it!


Do any of you have a pop tart? I need one I think my dad ate the last one!!!!!!!!



Urg I don't know what to do! I am so bored! Nothing to do!

Bored

I am so bored! There is nothing to do! I want a pop tart! I wish my blog was popular! Or at least someone commenting on my posts! Can't wait for Saturday! Oh wait did I already say that in a different post? I forgot.


Changing the subject here... So who here likes club penguin? In 4th grade I used to be obsessed with it but now I am obsessed gmail. I still play club penguin but it's not as exciting as it used to be. Who else here is obsessed with Sailor Moon? It is an exciting anime and I love it! But here is a very smart tip:


Never, and I mean ever, watch it in English because it will kill your eyes and ears.


Well the music is good in season 1 in English but that is about it.



Who wants to hear the story of me getting a blog??? Ok I will tell!



Well, it started when my friend Mirabelle* got a blog. Well actually, it started before that. I have two websites, and then I had a blog on my websites. I wanted another blog like this one, so I went to create a blog. I didn't know what to name it, so I closed the tab. My friend Mirabelle* told me she got a blog, so I made one again, except I used a different email. I wanted to use my second blog I created for my main blog, but it turns out I used my first blog to make this one. I didn't find out this tradgedy until today. The reason I wanted this one to be my not-main blog is because I just didn't fboth of my feel like it. I like both of my blogs now though.



*Names have been changed for safety

Netflix is so awesome!

Hey peoples, what's up? I think like last week, we got netflix and my dad connected the internet to our wii so we could watch netflix! It is so awesome we love it! The two favorite shows I like that we watched are SpongeBob SqarePants and My Name is Earl! We are watching My Name is Earl right now but it is the season finale for season 4! Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Name is Earl is so funny, though! I don't think they have season 5! It's not fair... :(

*UPDATE: We finished it! It was to be continued so it is so not fair!*

Welcome to my blog!!!

Hey people what's up? Welcome to my blog! I named my blog pop tarts because I love me some good 'ol pop tarts! I have another website called aki19923.weebly.com. Please visit it! My name is Aki and I live in the Bay Area! My favorite color is orange and my favorite (lucky) number is 3! There is this awesome website called clubpenguin.com! You are a penguin and they are so many cheat websites and my favorite one is clubpenguingang.com! Well this is all the things I could think of for my first blog post! Enjoy!